And, thanks to you, dear readers, I do feel like I have a home here. I had an imaginary friend when I was little, but I don’t need one anymore. Thanks for being there and at least feigning interest in ...

I know that many people right now would rather eat ground glass than travel outside of our wonderful, extremely safe United States of America. But I’m addicted, so I’ll take their places visiting our ...

Donald Trump tends to stick to classic menswear in standard silhouettes, but he should ditch this fashion flop he sported during an interview with Elon Musk.

I want to be in a drug commercial. Not just while they’re shooting it, but all the time. Those people have all the fun, don’t you think? And the more serious the ailment, the more fun the actors are ...

Our generic white dog, Lil Wayne, has been with us now for nine years, and he’s proven to be a sweet, cuddly and mostly problem-free companion. I wish he’d earn his keep by doing chores, or at least ...

I’m sitting here trying to think of something funny to write, but my son and I have spent the entire last week in the deathly ...